Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Paris for President!

Paris For President!
At the Palms chillin’ with a martini
Paris For President!
Your commander in bikini

Let me tell you ‘bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade in my hybrid pink Escalade

Paris For President!
Not another oldie cliché
Paris For President!
You can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay

If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that his matches your skin tone
“You can trust me with my finger on the button” ,
Is a vocabulary don’t
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in closet

Paris For President!
America should put me in charge
Paris For President!
Look at Bush, it can’t be that hard

Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean,
But when those old dudes kick the bucket,
I’ll put him on the Court Supreme,
Then I’ll paint the White House pink and move it to Maui!

Paris For President!
A proponent of clean energy
Paris For President!
The real maverick in DC

Water boarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
I’ll make a department called “the Fashion Police”,
Boost the economy with all of their new jobs
Make-over Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein.

Paris For President!
Get your cute little butt out there and vote,
Paris For President!
Dispensing beauty tips and hope.